The Weiland Den

Scott Weiland Fans,

Welcome to the first edition of “The Weiland Den.” This is the official column for all that is awesome about Scott Weiland. Why? Well, what isn’t splendiferous about this crystal adonis? A blog needed to be dedicated to this man and his golden road of magnificent awesomeness.

That being said, “The Weiland Den” is THE place to view pictures and videos of Scott Weiland’s past performances/features. Whether it be Scott rocking out with the existing members of The Doors, good old fashion 90’s STP clips, or Scott rocking a solo show. This is THE place to explore the Scott Weiland vault and post comments on what you think!!!

So, without any further ado , I give you, “The Weiland Den!”

Scott “The Chameleon” Weiland

From police uniforms to leather to drag to pinstrip suits, Scott Weiland has worn enough outfits to make an early 90’s Rupaul feel like a Catholic nun . The mindboiling reality of this?!?! He f’ing pulls it off…everytime! It’s on par with being as amazing as my neighbor Tom who has been watering a plastic fern for the past 7 years.
 

For instance. Let’s examine the photo below.

There is no living organism in this galaxy or any other galaxy that can look this bad ass in checkered pants, an open button blue shirt, a leopard print scarf, and red sunglass/hat. I dare anyone to wear this combination and be able to look like the definition of awesome (seriously, if you wish, send in photos to try and prove me wrong. You won’t…I still love you dearly). I literally spend multiple minutes every weekend night trying to find an outfit that hides my gut and sleekens my figure to make me seem taller/thinner/presentable/cool (usually vertical stripes and dark tones works the best…fyi). If I wore that outfit or the all silver suit at the beginning of this article I would get arrested, deported, and probably sold to an Eastern Russian traveling circus and become Slokoff the Strongman’s stress ball.

Another illustration of my point:

A few weeks ago, I showed this photo to a girl that I was dating. Within 10 seconds, she rolled out of my bed and told me she had to run to her apartment to get something real quick (I never understood why she needed to take my computer?) 

Scott, seriously, teach me! If a Cinnabon and an Orangutan had a child, you would be that awesome offspring. 

SW fans, are there any other sweet outfits that I failed to touch upon. Actually, that was a stupid question. What are your favorite Scott Weiland outfits? Which is Scott’s #1 coolest outfit? I really need your help in deciding this. I’m leaning toward his multiple shirts under an orange vest. But gosh dammit does he look snazzy in his white suits.